[TML] A little tinkering with Lasers

[Bruce Johnson]

On Aug 22, 2007, at 5:04 PM, Jerry W Barrington wrote:

> I don't like the meson guns at all.  They work on a completely flawed
> premise: that the mesons will decay in a bunch at a preset distance.
>

You misunderstand: Meson guns are named after Bob 'Just Call Me  
Buckaroo' Meson, an ancient Solomani research engineer and nuclear  
physicist who discovered a class of exotic handwavium particles with  
a sideways half-spin, tamale flavor and a greenish-mauve color with  
the requisite behaviors to make a meson gun possible.

These are the actual things that a Meson gun shoots out 8-P

Yes, the premise is, in fact, flawed, based on a incomplete  
understanding of nuclear physics and a desire to introduce a cool  
game weapon.

-- 
Bruce Johnson
University of Arizona
College of Pharmacy
Information Technology Group

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